Seriously, does this happen to anyone else? I always walk into Target planning to spend $15 and come out with hundreds less in my bank account. And there’s always the most random selection of stuff once you put it on the conveyor belt at the register. Underwear next to cereal next to a vacuum cleaner. None of which you really need. Well, maybe the underwear.

In other news, I’m running a half-marathon this weekend. Depending on how I do, maybe there’ll be a comic about that soon …